In no particular order...
- Everything I need to survive an all nighter fits into one serving tray
- Baby poo DOES smell; someone told me that breast fed babies produce odourless poo - hahaha!
- I can sleep anywhere, anytime with just about anything going on - including the house alarm ringing
- If you remove a diaper from a baby boy, cover up the goods right away or you will be sprayed
- My husband is a really, really great cook - I'm talking gourmet every night since we've been home!
- A retail career is in fact the BEST training out there for mommydom - high stress, endless hours without sleep, on your feet all day & night, multi-tasking, goal oriented, patience and if you can get a system going no matter what the curve ball is, you can handle it!
- Baby will always poo immediately following a diaper change; he will also spit up after you remove burpy cloth or bib
- I can give myself a manicure in 10 mins or less
- If you don't like what's going on today, don't worry, baby will change it up tomorrow - just to keep you on your toes.
- One can only sit down for so long without going crazy
- Laundry is really a four letter word
- Babies make a lot of noise when they sleep...and it doesn't always mean that they are waking up, choking, needing a feed or a diaper change - they're just dreaming
- Thumb sucking can be a good thing
- Bodily fluids are in fact very important and require serious discussion on a regular basis
- Baby does not like garlic
- Chicken is in fact quite yummy - yes, I said chicken...as long as it's a free range, organic & raised humanly...I'm back on chicken after 18 or so years of not eating it!
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